Things Not to Do, via Jim Jones

The Beginning


Oh no, it goes public.



Then comes the actual footage.

Moral of this story: don't call your mom while on drugs making requests. a hot mess.

Jim Jones + Twitter = Brilliance

Everytime I catch a glimpse of Jim Jones and his vernacular in my live tweet feed, it makes me gleeful. And I bring prime examples of why Jim Jones makes my day brighter, one tweet at a time: