Things Not to Do, via Jim Jones

The Beginning


Oh no, it goes public.



Then comes the actual footage.

Moral of this story: don't call your mom while on drugs making requests. a hot mess.

MUG LOVE.

My fav mug. So astrological. So Gemini.

Twins? (More like Quadruplets!) Part Deux

I retract my last post about Drake and Frankenstein being twins. They aren't the only ones coming from the same seed! Check out the Frankenstein/Drake/Lloyd Banks/John Kerry Mash-up. Totally Related, and ugly as hell!

Frankenstein

Drake

Lloyd Banks

John Kerry

Sunday Night Flashbacks

"Full of Fire" is another one of my Al Green favorites. I couldn't resist.

Twins?

Is it just me, or do Drake and Frankenstein look like they have the same daddy? You be the judge, but i say YES.

The Source of My Procrastination

Thanks ReadyMade Magazine, pg. 61.

All About Terrariums...

So, someone has less of a social life than I do, which is comforting, because they took the time to make this website ALL ABOUT TERRARIUM BUILDING. Its from November 1999, over a DECADE AGO! I will be frank, THIS IS FREAKISH, but I think i love it.

Here's the link: http://www.thegardenhelper.com/terrarium.html

Boredom.

So my friends officially think I've lost it. Maybe I have. But they don't understand my "new winter hobby", Tiny Terrarium building, is a joke. I think they're cute and hilarious. They think its freakish and disgusting. Apparently it's just a jar of dirt, but i see condensation and life sprouting about. Plus, I'm bored. No, its not weed!

Sunday Afternoon Flashbacks

It's raining in NY. Disgusting, I know. I can't wait to get back to the South for a visit. Until then, Al Green always helps me stay connected. Here's one of my favorite Al Green songs of all time:

ERYKAH BADU + LIL WAYNE = A GIFT FROM THE COLLABO GODS

All I can say is that this is the best news I've received from the music world in a while, and this news all comes via Twitter. (I keep finding reasons to justify to my friends why Twitter is relevant to my life, or else I'm the running joke.) Firstly, Erykah Badu's "New Amerykah Part II: Return of the Ankh" is finally showing signs of a release date. Secondly, Erykah Badu is collaborating with Lil' Wayne. YES. Lil' Wayne. AMAZING. It's called "Jump Up In the Air & Stay There." Someone clearly did some uncover snooping and recorded this rough version of the song at what I'm assuming was a listening party for "New Amerykah Part II." Let your ears be captivated by the beauty of this collabo.

http://usershare.net/s5m9wjk8n5xd

Stuck in My Head: Finally Friday Jams

You know when you hear a song, and it pretty much stays stuck in your head for the rest of the night, or the rest of the weekend for that matter? Well, MGMT is catchy as shit, and I’m a sucker for the dance jams, so this one will forever be a favorite. Here are the videos to “Electric Feel” and “Kids.”

MGMT - “Electric Feel”



MGMT - "Kids"

Why Can’t I Touch It??

This is what happens at 3 am. Someone asks me to reminisce about my childhood, and ultimately this is what automatically pops in my head.  Tomorrow’s Mission: Finding Grape Soda.

Google Keeps Getting Creepier

So I was bored and taking a break from work when I decided that I would google my name. This is the result. Strange and Hilarious:

This Holiday Season

My favorite holiday is almost upon us. No, not Christmas. I've never felt as if I could identify with a holiday contradictory of its religious meaning. KWANZAA is my favorite holiday. There is nothing sweeter than spending seven days discussing Black Self-determination, liberation, and politics. Here's a video of the explanation of Kwanzaa. Gotta love this lady's enthusiasm.